Are Zombies Real?
Yes, Zombies are real. Hollywood has fictionalized and dramatized them; however there are/were real zombies. If you are expecting the walking dead to shuffle down your street anytime soon, you will be sorely disappointed.
A Brief History of Zombies
Real zombies are not "the living dead" but the "mistakenly dead." In the past there were not many people that knew how to verify if a person was dead. As a result, more than one person was buried alive. When the lucky ones recovered enough to scratch and claw their way out of their graves, they were misidentified as either zombies or vampires. This actually led to several strange customs throughout the world such as driving a wooden stake through the heart of the dead before they were buried. There were even people that sold coffins with breathing tubes and bells that could be rang from "down under" to alert people that the occupants were not dead.
In Japan sushi chefs are trained how to serve a particular type of blowfish that is highly toxic. Improperly preparing the fish can "kill" you. In actuality, the fish's toxin slows the body's processes down so much that it is impossible to tell if the person is alive or dead. This led to the custom of the dead being left to lay for three days before burial.
The non-fiction book The Serpent and the Rainbow, and the "adapted" (fiction) movie version shows that Haitian zombies were the result of another form of fish toxin. The Haitian, or Voodoo, zombie was the basis for the Hollywood version of zombies seen in most popular horror movies. This trend started with the first zombie movie, White Zombie, and continues to this day.
But, if the living dead rise in search of brains, you bet your machete that we will be here to tell you all about it!
Future of Zombies
As crazy as it sounds, it is entirely possible for "rage" zombies like those seen in 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later. These were not the typical "walking dead." They are infected living humans with uncontrollable and infectious rage.The folks over at National Geographic recently published an article explaining how this could actually happen. In short, you combine the Rabies and Flu viruses and you have the Rage virus. For more on this see the National Geographic Channel documentary The Truth Behind Zombies.
Do Zombies Poop?
The question was posed, not for the first time, in a Twitter discussion with The Walking Dead executive producer Glen Mazzara. While he dodged the question, it has drawn the attention of many zombie fans. So how about it? Do zombies poop (defecate)? We examine this questions and invite you to discuss all aspects of zombie biology.
So, do zombies poop?
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Finally a site that tells it like it really is: ZOMBIES ARE REAL AND THEY ARE COMING TO GET YOU! Face it folks, you are no longer safe from the zombie menace. Need proof? So do we. We are collecting your videos, photos and zombie attack stories. Have you survived a zombie attack or know someone who has? Let us know.
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Zombie Survival Videos
Zombie Attack :: A few teenagers learn that camping in a zombie infested world is a really bad idea.
Zombie Attack :: A beginners guide to surviving a zombie attack.
Day 1: Zombie Short Film
How To Survive a Zombie Attack :: Defending with Weapons in a Zombie Attack.
Hubspot helps get zombies out of your office.
Ford Fiesta: Never get caught by a zombie while trying to get into your car!
How to Survive a Zombie Attack
Reminder :: When you hear the music, zombies are sure to be near.
Dawn of the Dead :: News Report - PART 1
Dawn of the Dead :: News Report - PART 2
Dawn of the Dead :: News Report - PART 3
Video Game Becomes Real Life :: Watch this zombie video all the all the way thru. This is one video game that I NEVER want to find in my local pub.
Zombie College :: Episode 1: Shock
Zombie College :: Episode 2: Barganing
Zombie College :: Episode 3: Anger
Zombie College :: Episode 4: Fear
Zombie College :: Episode 5: Anger
Zombie College :: Episode 6: Acceptance
Zombie College :: Episode 7: Acceptance
Zombie College :: Episode 8: Birth of the Tragedy
Zombie College :: Episode 9: Scott as Educator
Zombie College :: Episode 10: The Will to Devour
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